The number of days spent in Europe: 56
The number of countries visited: 3
The number of photographs we took: 5,698
The number of trips to a doctor: 4
The number of bottles of wine we drank: I can't remember......
The number of pizzas devoured in Italy: 17
The number of sprained knees in Spain: 1
The number of migraines suffered in Naples: 2
The number of calories consumed: 4,859,034,150,873,354,286,912,119,386
The number of pairs of shoes thrown out: 4
The number of pairs of shoes purchased: 7
The number of times someone had their bum grabbed in Rome: 3
The number of times someone's iPod went swimming in the Mediterranean Sea: 1
The number of days we spent on a beach: 4
The number of times someone ironed: 1
The number of times I drove the car: 0
The number of times someone accidentally broke a window pane in an antique door: 1
The number of times someone broke a door knob and locked everyone out of the house for the evening: 1
The number of blog posts: 85
The number of comments on my blog: 141
The number of books read: 17
The number of times someone ate an octopus: 1
The number of new European friends: Many
The cost of this vacation: PRICELESS!